Welcome to a Sunny Place for Shady People.

Writing Manifestos, Designing Things.

Let me be the one to make everything that you dream of for your site or social media. Not to toot my own horn, but I’m pretty damn good at what I do.

All The Words

Anything you need written, I can write. From ghostwriting to blog posts to novels, I have the ability to do it all. If I’m ever given a subject that I don’t know much about, you’d never know it by the time I was done writing. I have received a lot of praise and recognition for the things I’ve done over the years. Check out some of my articles.

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All The Pretty Things

I started out making things when MySpace FIRST started. I’m talking AOL 2.5, Compaq computer with dial-up. I always wanted to have the best profile, and I did. I loved to code, but making the graphic always spoke to me more. I really like aesthetically pleasing things (you should see my boyfriend 😍) . Check out my DesignHill below.

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All of The Silly & Random

My talents don’t stop there though. I do a lot of other things. I read tarot cards, I do tattoos, and I love arts & crafts. I also have a weird obsession with my Dremel and using it to do the most random things. I’m pretty handy. I’m definitely crafty. I can macrame with the best of the senior citizens. I will have a link to that soon.

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“Oh Clementine Renegade, where do I even begin? Let me just say that she’s the epitome of talent in the world of writing and graphic art. Sure, she may be the only one that I know in this field, but trust me when I say she’s got skills that would make Banksy jealous. Her words dance on paper like no one is watching, and her designs are so visually stunning, they should come with a warning for potential jaw-dropping. So even if she’s your one and only, thank your stars you found the most creative force per square inch in her little body.”

-Laquesha Chavez

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